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CURLING CHAOS

Scrub. Sweep. Look ridiculous.

Curling Chaos App Icon - Stone with sweep marks

The only thing that matters is how frantically you scrub

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Directional Sweeping

Side-to-side to accelerate. Front-to-back to brake. Diagonal to steer. Your panic controls everything.

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Physics That Make Sense

Every outcome traces to your finger. No random chaos, just legible cause and effect you can feel.

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Built for One Hand

Solo play only. No multiplayer. No voice input. Just you, your phone, and public embarrassment.

30-Second Sessions

One end, one match. Instant restart. Perfect for when you're pretending to check your email.

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Pro: Leaf Blower Mode

Tap frantically to blow the stone. Faster isn't better. Chaos is the point. Unlock with Pro.

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Teammate Shouts

"HARD!" "NO NO NO!" "YES YES YES!" Pre-recorded chaos that responds to your intensity.

Winter Olympics 2026 — Happening Right Now

The Winter Olympics are live in Milano Cortina, Italy. Curling started February 4th at the historic Stadio Olimpico del Ghiaccio in Cortina d'Ampezzo. Watch athletes from around the world compete in men's, women's, and mixed doubles through February 22nd.

Caught the curling bug watching the Games? Now you can experience the chaos without the ice.

Play anytime. Look ridiculous everywhere.
"What the hell is that person scrubbing on their phone?"

The ideal public reaction. Sweeping is the spectacle. Your hand motion is the joke.

Free to Start. Pro to Misbehave.

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  • 2 play sessions per day
  • Full directional sweeping
  • Physics-based gameplay
  • Teammate shouts
  • Haptic feedback
  • No ads, ever
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Ready to look ridiculous?

Available now on iPhone

Requires iOS 15.0 or later • Portrait mode only • No multiplayer • No excuses